i live in constant struggle between “you’re wrong” and “but i don’t want to start shit”
does anyone else find it awkward emailing teachers like are you supposed to say hey, or hi or use their name or say love from at the end?
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
This was one of the funniest jokes in film history
who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?
"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two